2 Gambling Jokes - Have a Laugh!
Morning at the casino. Two bored dealers are delighted when an attractive lady comes to their crap table and puts down $20,000 down on a single roll of the dice.
“I hope you don’t mind” she says “but I feel much luckier when I’m topless.” With that she removes both blouse and bra. She rolls the dice, yelling “Momma needs a new shirt!”
Then she jumps up and down and hugs the dealers. “YES! I WIN! I WIN!” With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one to them asks, “What did she roll, anyway?”
The other answers, “I don’t know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!”
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands
the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
” I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1000 a year!”
